Joke: Irregular Eating Patterns.

I just said this, and realized that its antimetabolic (oh yet another level of juxtaposition) form makes it perfect for a joke.

Sometimes my stomach is the size of a singularity, and sometimes there’s a singularity in my stomach.

I used to say “I have my 500 and 5000 calorie days,” but this is so much better.

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Joke: Irregular Eating Patterns.

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